Um, no, like, I mean, besides Silverman.
Besi-LOOK. WE ARE AT THE FOREFRONT OF INNOVATION. OK?
'Scuse me, it ain't polite to shout at a broad in public. What I'm sayin' is, we are in control of the T.V. box that your husband bought for ya'. And second-What's that? What is a Netflick? No, I ain't heard of it. Do you think being on some Netflicks is gonna make you FAMOUS?? Please. If you think it's that easy to just write your own material, produce it yourself, and broadcast it to potentially millions of people, THEN YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'. Sorry. I'm tryna' help ya' out here. The only way woman will ever be properly represented in comedy is if there was some sort of massive, global scale, inter-connected-ness that made it possible for computing machines to interact with each other, therefore allowing a true meritocracy.
But uh, god forbid that should happen because, well, it'd sure be the end of me.
By: Jim Capie